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PROVLEPSEIS KAI STOXOI MAS GIA TO 2009
parkouroskiloDate: Δευτέρα, 29/12/08, 00:52:00 | Message # 1
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Sto parakato arthro sigatalegontai oi provlepseis kai oi stoxoi tis etairias in-pc.ucoz.com gia ton neo xrono... to 2009. O Juve kai to Parkouroskilo tha ftasoun poli psila tin etairia ayti. Loipon... OSOI DEN DIAVASETE TO ARTHRO APO TIN ARXI OS TO TELOS MIN TOLMISETE NA KANETE ARNITIKO SXOLEIO. MIDENA PRO TOU TELOUS MAKARIZAI.

Ianouarios:
To in-pc.ucoz ftanei 15000 atoma. Ginetai pagosmia diasimo, kathos diafimizetai me kathe eykairia. Pairnei protaseis apo polles etairies, anamesa tous i pizza roma, ta goodys kai ta macdonalts, opou kathistoun tous pelates ikanous na paraggelnoun meso internet, kathos oi etairies aytes exoune anagi na diafimistoun kai vrikan to katallilo site. Oi ipoloipes etairies vlepoun tin proodo kai theloun kai aytes na sigxoneytoun me to in-pc.ucoz. Anamesa stis etairies pou mpainoune sigatalegontai to ebay kai to amazon. To google apo do kai pera rotaei tom Juve an psaxnei kati, kai to amazon kai to ebay promitheyontai antikeimena apo to in-pc.ucoz gia na ta poulane, opou tous ta fernei to parkouroskilo. Ta themelia gia tin analogiki in-pc.ucoz exoune ksekinisei

Fevrouarios:
Oli i Ellada einai siglonismeni otan o 16xronos Alex odigaei to aytokinito tou patera tou, o troxonomos tou leei aristera katalathos anti deksia, o Alex peftei ston gremo kai apo tote agnoeitai. Ksekinane poreies, katalipseis kai diadiloseis me to sinthima "TROXONOMOI GOUROUNIA PAIDOKTONOI". I Athina kaigetai, alla apo sevasmo kaneis dne aggizei ta themelia tou pc-ucoz. Kanenas diadilotis den petaei molotov, i paei na kanei pliatsiko i na to kapsei, apo sevasmo sto prosopo tou Juve. O Ote, i Dei, i Eidap kai o OHE proteinoune ston Juve sinergasia me tin etairia tou. O Juve arneitai me tin xaraktiristiki frasi "Den sinergazomai me anorganotous". Oso proxoraei o minas, ta T-shirts,kinita, kai ola ta prointa in-pc.ucoz kai Juve ginontai anarpasta. Sto telos tou mina, i Blizzard anathetei to review tis tainias Warcraft, tou neou Starcraft 2 kai tou neou Diablo 2 sto Parkouroskilo na to valei sto in-pc.ucoz.

Martios:
O Bill Gates zitaei apo ton Juve na agorasei tin etaireia in-pc.ucoz. O Juve arneita, me to OXI tou na theoreitai isaksio me to OXI tou 1941. I mera ginetai ethniki eorti. Parola ayta o Juve tou dinei simvoules gia tin diaxeirisi ton etairion tou kai o Bill Gates feygei eyxaristimenos. To review tou Call of Duty 7: the first universal war (meta apo tosa paixnidia gia ton B pagosmio polemo, apofasisan oi etairies na vazoune gia proto meta apo diadiloseis ton mpouxtismenon gamers) anathetetai sto parkouroskilo kai sto In-pc.ucoz na to diafimisei. To ktirio tis etairias in- pc.ucoz einai etoimo, kai o Juve organonei ta egaineia. Giro sta mesa tou mina, oles oi antagonistikes etairies tou in-pc.ucoz xreokopoun kai o Juve apoktaei to monopolio. Parola ayta, o kosmos paraponietai gia to monopolio pou exei dimiourgithei, kai etsi o fileysplaxnos Juve organonei enan parkouristiko erano gia na voithisei tis xreokopimenes etairies. Sto telos tou mina kerdizei to vraveio tou pio fileysplaxnou epixeirimatia ever.

Aprilios:
O planitarxis Obama erxetai stin etaireia in-pc.ucoz gia na sigxarei ton Juve gia tin katapliktiki doulia, kathos kai na zitisei simvoules gia to pos na ayksisei tin fimi tou, kai zitaei apo to Parkouloskilo na ginei diafimistis tou. To Parkouroskilo arneitai, giati den tha egateleipe gia kanenan ton Juve. Opos o Obama feygei apo tin ellada, tou epitithontai xrisaygites pou ton perasan gia mayro alvano, kai opos oi ellines securitades rixnoun sfaires ston aera eksostrakizontai stin limouzina kai petixainoune ton Obama sto prosopo. To in-pc.ucoz ziteitai na grapsei arthra gia to thema, me to Parkouroskilo arhtrografo kai ton Juve gia ereyna. Oso proxoraei o minas, o Tim Barton, o Quentin Tarantino, o Martin Scortseze theloune na kanoune tainia viografia tou Juve kai to pos eftiaxe tin etairia. Alla den mporei na vrethei ithopoios pou mporei na prosopopoiisei ton Juve, gia ayto den ta katafernei kanenas. Sto telos tou mina, i egiklopaideia Papyrus Larus Juvenika, me sigrafea to parkouroskilo ekdidetai sto in-pc.ucoz kai ginetai anarpasti. O Juve rixnei tis times oste na einai prosites se olous, kai me kathe agora PC apo tin etairia doro dio fotospatha.

Maios: O Juve paizei stin Juventus enantion tis Vrazilias. To match vgainei 104-0 kai pernei rekor guiness. Ta 101 ta evale o Juve kai ta 3 ta evale aytogoal o termatofilakas otan etrexe o Juve pros to meros tou kai iksere pos den exei kamia elpida. Sto telos tou match o Juve klostaei tin mpala toso dinata pou feygei apo tin troxia tis gis kai ginetai planitis. I NASA proteinei stin in-pc.ucoz na ginei thugatriti tis etaireia ston Juve na tis promitheyei PC kai na tous linei provlimata kai sto Parkouroskilo na ginei astronaytis. Sto metaxi to peirama tou CERN epitelous ginetai... patagodis apotixia. Omos meta apo mia seira apo aneksigita gegonota, i gi kataklizetai apo ordes xortofagon zombie, opou me ton akrato iperkatanalotismo tous kai tin aplistia gia na trone fai katastrefoune tin xlorida diatarassontas to oikosistima, kai anagazontas ta fitofaga na ginontai sarkofaga. Etsi dimiourgountai ta eidi ton sarkovoron gourounion, ton aimostagon katsikon kai ton sarkofagon kotopoulon. I etaireia in-pc.ucoz analamvanei na ginei to arxigeio gia tin antimetopisi tis neas aytis apeilis. O commando Parkouloskilo kato apo tis diatages tou igeti Juve, katafernei na sosei tin anthropotita. Einai oloi eygnomones. Otan telionei ayti i krisi, ksekinaei kainouria... i petrelaiki krisi. Oi etairies petrelaiou zitane apo to in-pc.ucoz na ginei ktirio pagosmias dieleysis. O Juve fisika, san eysiniditos anthropos, arneitai, kai to ktirio tou strefetai se oikologikes morfes energeias. Egathistantai fotovoltaika, aiolika parka, geothermika ergostasia, (to parkourosklilo eskapse poli vathia) kai to in-pc.ucoz ginetai kentro ereynas morfon energeias, opou apoktaei kai aytes tis nees stiles. Sto telos tou mina, i Blizzard kai i Activision eksagorazontai apo tin in-pc.ucoz.

Iounios: I NASA anakalipse nero ston planiti poseidona. Anathetei stin in-pc.ucoz na kataskeyasei to diastimoploio pou tha steilei, kathos kai programa eksomoiosis gia oli tin ptisi.. To pentagono zitaei apo ton Juve na ftiaxei ena programma prostasias ton dedomenon tou, kai dexetai na xarisei eksoplismo ston Juve gia na oxirosei to in-pc.ucoz. Oi aktivistes zitane apo ton Juve na ftiaxnei oikologika pc pou den molinoun to perivallon, kai o Juve meta apo pol ereyna ftiaxnoun to proto pc me dinamo. Mpainei stin stili kainotomies kai efeyreseis,me arthrografo to parkouroskilo kai to in-pc.ucoz kerdizri to vraveio okologias gia alli mia fora. Oi enalaktikes morfes energeias einai etoimes. Oso proxoraei o minas, iaponikes etairies zitane i in-pc.ucoz na ginei thigatriki gia robotiki kai nanotexnologia sta pc. Mpainoun oi antistoixes stiles. Oi efeyreseis tou Juve xrisimopoiountai se ola ta mesa, opos tileorasi, metro, leoforeia, aytokinita kai pantou.

Ioulios:
I sinenteyksi tou Juve gia tin in-pc.ucoz ginetai diaxroniki kai siginitikotati, kai provaletai os ektakto deltio se ola ta kanalia. Entharinei olon ton ipoloipo kosmo. To in-pc.ucoz ginetai efimerida, periodiko kai comix. Sto metaxi to FBI kai i CIA anathetei stin ic-pc.ucoz na ipoklepsei tilefonimata tou Osama Bin Landen, kai i ipersigxroni texnologia tou Juve ton vriskei kai o Commando Parkouloskilo ton silamvanei. To in-pc.ucoz ginetai i fylaki tou (einai to pio kala oxiromeno ktirio ston kosmo) ospou na ginei i kathara dimokratiki dikaia diki pou tha apofasisoun me pion tropo tha ektelestei. Sta mesa tou mina i etaireia ginetai to kentro proponisis gia tous olympiakous agones tou londinou me tis nees egatastaseis, o Juve analamvanei to ktisimo to Parkouroskilo tin ekpaideysi ton athliton. Sto metaxi, i topothesia tou in-pc.ucoz apofasizetai os i topothesia tou kentrou tou isimerinou kai mesimvrinou, kathos kai to roloi tou Juve to roloi pou tha deixnei tin pagosmia ora.
Sto telos tou mina, meta apo polli ereyna o Juve kai to Parkouroskilo ekdidoun stin stili "Nea kinita" to neo kinito pollon xriseon pou mporei na kanei ta panta: laptop, kasetina,thranio,stilos,molivi,ksistra,ntosie,xartokoptis,elvetikos sougias,mpataria,vivlio,karekla,psigeio,tsanta,xerouli,porta,kleidi,kleidarotripa,goma
xarakas,lampa,blanco,siloteip,idrogeios sfaira,portatif,pres papie,aytokolito,kompiouteraki,USB, gialia, thiki gialion,egiklopaideia,lexiko, glastra, roloi,deiktis,pixida,diakoptis,efimerida,periodiko,thisayrofilakio,metritis xtipon kardias, mpala, zari,molivothiki,kados anakiklosis,kalathi xrisimon,epitrapezio,monopoli,stratego,sirtari,ergaliothiki,CD,DVD,pagaki,potiri, xeirofreno,sentoni, parmpritz,portmpagaz,maksilari, sirraptiko, pinakas, pinelo, kalorifer,thermosifonas,pontkofarmako,pontikopagida,migopadida,kounoupopagida,
skoini, mpriza,fortistis, mprelok, portofoli, poukamiso,scanner,ektipotis, fotodpstho, asanser,thiki gia xapia, aspirini,ksipnitiri, sampouan, sfouggari, imerologio, mikrofono, megafono, roda, fotografia, video, fotografiki mixani,piato, pirouni, maxairi, koutali,melani, markadoros kai diavitis... distixos ayto to kinito den mporouse na kanei kliseis.

Aygoustos:
O planitis iperthermetai ipervolika, kai oi gamers anisixoun gia ta pc tous. O juve meta apo ereyna ftiaxnei ton apolito psikti-psigeio me tin tourbina elikopterou pou kratei drosero to pc. Parola ayta to liosimo ton pagon exei ferei ena tsounami, pou kindineyei na ginei kataklismos pou tha kalipsei tin gi. To parkouloskilo me to sxedio tou Juve ftianxei ena katallilo fragma prin prolavei na ftasei to tsounami stin steria kai to pagedeyoun olo mesa. Etsi dimiourgetai i apoliti pigi idroilektrikis energeias, me edra to in-pc.ucoz.com Ta lefta pou mazeyontai apo tin nea pigi ayti, o filanthropos Juve ta dinei se organoseis opos xamogelo tou paidiou, Unicef, Medaset (gia tis thalassies xelones), giatroi xoris sinora. I etairia ayti apoteleio protipo gia olous tous anthropous. Sto telos tou mina, o ios Y41K eksaplonetai se olo to net, kai epireazei ola ta pc tou kosmou ektos apo ayta tou ic-pc.ucoz. O Juve ftiaxnei to antivirus reJuvenated, ikano na lisei kathe io. To Parkouroskilo to kanei eyreos gnosto me ta arhtra tou, kai o kosmos sozetai gia alli mia fora.

Septemvrios:
O George Bus telika krinetai enoxos gia tin 11/9 kai to Parkouloskilo analamvanei tin sillipsi tou, kai to in-pc.ucoz gia alli mia fora tin fylaki tou. O Bus krinetai toso vlakas pou einai adinato na parastei se diki. Gia ayto oi arxes apofasizoun na ton valoun na kanei ligi parea me ton Juve mpas kai epireastei kai ginei ligo pio eksipnos. O Juve katafernei na ton kanei prosarmosimo kai i epityxia tou mpainei stin stili epiteymata. Sto metaxi ta pc tou in-pc exoun tosi zitisi pou me kathe agora pc perneis doro alla 5, kai mia ksenagisi sto mouseio tis etaireias. Sto telos tou mina, omos, mia epikindini apostoli erxetai stin anthropotita: na antimetopisei ton ilektroforo meteoriti pou tha sigroustei me tin gi, ton picachumon. O Juve simfilionei olous tous laous, kai etsi i Ameriki, i Rossia, i Gallia, i Iaponia kai i Korea tha enosoun ola ta pirinika tous opla gia na ta ektokseysoun ston meteoriti ayton. To Parkouroskilo analamvanei na xtisei ton piraylo, eno to ktirio in-pc.ucoz.com apotelei to simeio ektokseysis.

Oktovrios:
I philosofiki sxoli athinon ginetai parakladi tis in-pc.ucoz gia na meletaei tha themata pc kai filosofikon zitimaton. I Microsoft zitaei apo to in-pc na diafimisoun ta VISTA SERVICE PACK 128, pou i diafora apo ta proigoumena tha einai oti erxetai mazi me to super mario. To Parkouroskilo arneitai. I mono vatopaideiou thelei na agorasei tin pisina tis in-pc.ucoz gia na kanoun mpanio kai na kseplenoun tis amarties tous oi pistoi. O Juve arneitai. Kathos i oikonokiki krisi exei xreokopisei tin Ellada, i xora zitaei daneio apo to in-pc.ucoz. O Juve to dinei, kathos den ton endaiferei na kseplirothei, alla vazei tin Ellada na iposxethei oti tha xrisimopoisei ta lefta mono gia to kalo tis xoras. Sta mesa tou mina o Juve oloklironei to project Juvenix, ton kosmo eikonikis pragmatikotitas. To parkourosklilo analamvanei tin diafimisi tou, kai o Juve ta egainia tis efeyresis aytis sto ktirio in-pc.ucoz. Sto telos tou mina, zitane apo ton Juve na egainiasei to neo ploio, ton Ploutoniako, to megalitero ploio tou kosmou, idioktisia tou Papa, kai zitane apo tin inpc.ucoz na ginei xorigos. O Juve arneitai. To ploio ayto sigrouetai me ena pagovouno sto taxidi tou...

Noemvrios:
O Obama telika pethainei apo to "atixima" pou eixe ton aprilio. I Ameriki zitaei ston Juve na ginei neos planitarxis, kai to in-pc.ucoz o neos leykos oikos. O Juve arneitai legontas "Den xreiazetai na eisai igetis gia na allakseis ton kosmo". To magnitiko treno pou taksideyei apo londino se nea iorki se in-pc.ucoz exei oloklirothei pia, o Juve analamvanei ta sxedia tou gia tis staseis ston ipoloipo kosmo kai to Parkouloskilo tin kataskeyi tou. I Ameriki ksekinaei polemo gia tin India, alla o Juve fernei tin eirini, apeilontas pos tha xarisei pc tis in-pc.ucoz stin india kai tha tous mathaine na hackaroun tin database tis amerikis me to programma JUVENTINO. Ginontai apopeires gia ta agalmata tou Juve kai tou Parkouloskilou, alla kanenas kallitexnis den mporei na tous prosopopoiisei. To vivlio gia tin dmiourgia tis etaireias in-pc.ucoz den mporei kanenas siggrafeas a to grapsei, gia ayto kai to project anathetetai sto parkouroskilo. Ginontai oi protes apoikies stin selini, kai i etaireia in-pc.ucoz einai to proto ktirio sto diastima. O Juve kovei tis kordeles sta egaineia, kai to Parkouloskilo einai o protos anthropos pou kanei parkour sto diastima.

Dekemvrios:
"In a world with no walls and fences, what do we need windows and Gates"? Ta Juvindows kikloforisan. Exoune ensomatothei se ola ta pc. kai tha parameinoun os ta diaxronikotata sistimata ever. Sto metaxi, i mpala pou eixe kanei o Juve planiti sto mats tou Maiou, apodeiktike pos einai o apolita viosmos planitis, kai anakaliptontai morfes zois. O kosmos einai siglonismenos... O Juve kai to Parkouloskilo tha taksidepsoun ekei na idrisoun alli mia etaireia in-pc.ucoz. Pios kserei ti mas epifillasei to mellon?

Aytoi einai oi stoxoi tis etairias mas gia to 2009. An petixoume esto kai enan apo aytous eimaste ikanopoiimenoi.

Oles oi idees einai dikes mou, alla ofeilo na po pos to erethisma tis ideas to pira apo to katapliktiko periodiko PC master. OI IDEES EINAI DIKES MOU, KAI TO GIA TO ARTHRO AYTO EGRAFA SINEXOMENA 3:50 ORES.

 
JuVe913Date: Δευτέρα, 29/12/08, 09:46:22 | Message # 2
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haha katapliktiki istorioula...enthousiastika me ola auta ta gegonota Commamnd Parkouroskilo!!Vevaia ligo arnhtikos eimai sto keimeno alla vgenei se kalo tongue !Oraio To Polumorfiko Kinhto P Mono Dn Einai Gia Klhseis!!axxaaxax!!Oso gia to score (pige kai evale 3 auutogoal gt eiaxe autognosia tis katastashs)axaxaxxa!! DIAVASTE TO OLOI RE
 
JuVe913Date: Δευτέρα, 29/12/08, 09:47:44 | Message # 3
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h istoria einai apisteuth... tongue
 
smaragdakiDate: Δευτέρα, 29/12/08, 13:56:37 | Message # 4
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kataplhktika!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool biggrin

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mpravo!!! biggrin

 
JuVe913Date: Δευτέρα, 29/12/08, 14:28:15 | Message # 5
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fantasou na kanoume kati tetoio apo ola auta tongue !!
 
parkouroskiloDate: Τρίτη, 30/12/08, 20:53:11 | Message # 6
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tha ta kanoume ola...
 
JuVe913Date: Τετάρτη, 31/12/08, 00:18:13 | Message # 7
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an ginoun ola auta tha zhsoume emeis kala kai o kosmos akomh kalytera!! tongue
 
parkouroskiloDate: Τετάρτη, 31/12/08, 14:04:47 | Message # 8
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pragmati... tha zisei o kosmos kala kai emeis akoma kalitera
 
JuVe913Date: Τετάρτη, 31/12/08, 19:59:42 | Message # 9
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hehe y...eytyxismeno to 2009
 
dante897Date: Τετάρτη, 31/12/08, 20:53:33 | Message # 10
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apla dn pezetee to kimeno. ade kai to 2010 na paroume piso ta elginia marmara apo tou agglous!!!

dante
 
JuVe913Date: Τετάρτη, 31/12/08, 22:06:18 | Message # 11
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makari gia na epistrepsei oti mas anhkei piso..dn ksero ti gnomh tha exoun oi aggloi vevaia...
 
parkouroskiloDate: Παρασκευή, 02/01/09, 17:28:09 | Message # 12
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pote den ksereis... iparxei kai to 2010
 
JuVe913Date: Σάββατο, 10/01/09, 13:15:12 | Message # 13
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mmmm...ti na mas epifilasei arage? 235 235
 
parkouroskiloDate: Κυριακή, 11/01/09, 13:46:30 | Message # 14
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den sou krivo oti tha ginei enas diagalaxiakos diaplanitikos polemos kai ton 10 planiton (o dekatos einai i mpala pou ekanes planiti sto mats tou maiou) gia tin kiriarxia tou in-pc.ucoz.... den einai senario epistimonikis fantasias, einai i pragmatikotita... kai gia oti ginei den ftanei na to perigrapso se liges grammes, xreiazetai olokliro thread pou na anikei sto 2010 opos to thread pou exo edo gia to 2009... pios kserei an tha iparxei pote 2011?
 
JuVe913Date: Σάββατο, 17/01/09, 19:12:27 | Message # 15
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emmm zoume gia na to doume :P
 
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